irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
if you cover me with a blanket while im laying down i will fall in love with u
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before
i will check out your butt regardless of gender. im no buttist
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
oh my fucking god
that cat has made history and he knows it
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
patio isn’t french